Hmm...a title? What should the title of this journal be...I'm not good at this..

Bwee!

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 07:43:45 GMT

Hey evurbody, I just got a Xanga site. It's purty. Hurr it be. http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=disturbedhominid Hope you be's of likin it! I's also got one of them g/f things! She's so purty! I'ma lick her face...and I'd also like to say Hi Kendra! Cuz I know she's about to read this cuz I'm talkin to her now. RIGHT NOW! Look!

-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
whats ur lj thingy ma hoochie
"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says:
lol
"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says:
Ma hoochie?
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
lol yes
"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/disturbedhomini/
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
o-tay
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
wowzies
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
u havent writtin in there in a long boner ass time
"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says:
I know.
"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says:
I'm writing in it now.
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
score!
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
haha
"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says:
I mentioned you!
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
YAY!
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
go me!
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
me and my chunky dunkin1?
-:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says:
haha jk
"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says:
Ooooh YEAH!

CHEESE IS GOOOOODDDDDD!!!

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 03:36:47 GMT

Boredom is contagious. *cough* See? I command you to be bored. BWAHAHA! I shall rule your country and eat up all your biscuits until you are a non-biscuit having son of a bitch. Yes I be. I like biscuits. Hot damn. HOLY CHRIST!!!!!! MY CANDLE IS ON FIRE!!!!! Ok...for real...all this? This spasm crap...is the result of boredomness. Um...what to say...*sigh* I LOVE YOU KENDRA!!!!

You know what?

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 05:34:57 GMT

I honestly thought mail order brides were prettier in person...

Hot Dayum! My pancakes are burnin!!!!

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 05:25:55 GMT

Hi people and un-people (You know who I'm talkin about, you alien shits). It's update time!!! *cheesy polka music* Hoooooooo boy. What was on the agenda today.....hmmmmmm...OH YEAH!! I KNOW! Jack shit! Yay! I'm so f*ckin bored. This home schooling crap sucks. I'ma go back. I really want to. But then there's the issue of waking up at 6:00...which I won't do. I will shoot off my eye lids and sit through 36 hours of Boobah while country music blares out of every speaker in a 12 mile radius before I will wake up at 6:00. It's not natural. I gots me the W/O a Paddle DVD! I love that movie. I was bound to buy after sitting through it in the theater 8 gazillion times. Well, f*ck, I gotta piss like a depressed seal in a waffle house. Until next time, kids! Always remember to sniff your crack, not smoke it!

TA DA!! A SNIPPIT!!!

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
I'm a chicken!!!!

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
MOO!

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
moo?

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
the go..bacawk

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
lol

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
You're a chicken too!!!

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
*glomp*

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
DURTY CHICKEN LOVE!

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
lmao!

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
DIRRTY CHICKEN BUTT SEX

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
O_O

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
:)

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
X_x I died.

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
O_O u alive..i saved u

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
cuz im a super hero

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Yeah, you are!

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
lol i know

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
P*ssy sumthin...

-:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says:
POWER P*SSY

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Woah....I just tried to imagine super powers......

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
*shudder*

Ok, yeah, I lied.

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 03:50:45 GMT

Yeah, I lied. I'm a bad person. I should be shot. Then peed on. Yep. I said I would update more often..and...well...I kind of didn't. Well......technically...I did update, YOU just didn't see it! Hahaha.......you're not buying that, are you? Ok, guess not. Sorry about the "lie" but this time, it's NOT a lie. Promise. And if I lie again, you can shoot me. ^_^ Hooray for violence!! Ok. Moving on to the happenings of the me. Hmmmmmmm...where to start. The band situation is at hand, people! OH HAPPY MIGHTY DAY!!!! The band is called "Naked Ape and a Half" Tony is learning drums, our friend Kaleb knows bass, and Robby on guitar. I'm the lead singer lady...I MEAN, guy...heh heh...common mistake...no need to pursue it. Go away. The band thing is in the process, but in the meantime, Cortez, Tony, and I are making a net show. YAY! I'm putting together the theme song for it as we speak. The show is un-named and in the making also. If you want to see the theme vid, just ask me on the messngers and I'll send it to you. It's really small. AND SHIT QUALITY FOR UR ENJOYMENT!!! OH EM GEE!!!1!! I SO HAPPY!!! DURRRR. And now, ladies and goats, for something that hasn't been done in 83 gazillion and a half yurrs...A SNIPPET!!!!!!

×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
HOLY CHEESE! PANCAKES!!!!!
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
??
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Yeah, buddy.
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
what was that for
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Cuz I like bubbles.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
You know what, I'm gonna put this on my LJ.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
The world shall know of the Kendra.
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
lol me?!
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
YES YOU!!!!!! ALONG WITH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AND A BRAND NEW CAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Ok, I made that last part up.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
BUT, YES! YOU!!!
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
lol
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
that was hot!
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
lol..y me?
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Because YOU are the one millionth customer to be stared while buying underpants!!!!
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
lol
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
DAMNIT
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
i cant find a black shirt for tomorrow
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
...
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
That qualifys for an end of the world crisis.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
Call dateline.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
We have a situation.
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
i got this really cute outfit today that im gonna wear tomorrow..and i dont have a black tank top
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
growl!
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
I got a black tank top and matching pan---URK!!!! I MEAN!!! Uh..............
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
I don't think I'm getting out of this one...
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
lol
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
i have a black shirt..but it's tight and smooshes my boobs
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
That's a wonderful vision, my friend.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
I salute you.
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
lol
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
lol
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
i bought 4 new bras today im cited
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
For some reason, so am I.
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
haha
-:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says:
i got a white one, a black one, a pink and black and diamondy one, and a lacy one lol
×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says:
I shall repeat myself. For some reason, so am I.

Until next time kids! Eat ur grits and kiss ur big toes!

HI!

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 02:01:05 GMT

Holy god christ! I haven't updated in forever. I forgot I existed. Well, a lot of shits happnened. I WENT TO KARI'S FOR HALLOWEEN!! I was a pile of clothes. Karis idea! ^_^ 'Twas sexy. I got a job now. Hooray. Envy at my excitement. Yes. Nice, isn't it? It be at Dollar General. It's 5.25 an hour. Yeah, I know, not the best in the world, but you gotta think, it's better than what I was making before. Nothing. I bought a GLAD Pluggy thingie!!!! It smell like Amber and Roses! ^_^! Amber picked it out. She's weird. I had to get it because Billy, Mandy, Stumpy, Studsy, and Sleepy shit all the time and my room smells like stinky hamster. Oh yeah, Billy and Mandy had babies. TWO WERE BORN WITHOUT HANDS!!!! I NAMED THEM STUMPY AND STUDSY!!!! Heh heh. If you can tell me why I named the other one Sleepy, I'll give you 3 dollars, some pocket lint, and a hug. I like hugs. Whee! Ok, I'm bored now. I'm gonna go entertain my imaginary monkey.

My Birthday!!

Sat, 07 Aug 2004 19:26:58 GMT

Well, I've been at Shauna's since Monday. DAYUM. Almost an entire week with her. Theres a 94% chance that I'm going to get a job at Shoe Show. I had my birthday at Shauna's with her, Robby, Tony, Cortez, Amber and Mandie. I SHOW YOU PICTURES NOW!!!

Aren't we cool?! Lookit my hair! OOOH! I be sexy. *eh hem* From left to right: Cortez, Me, Tony, Robby.

Cortez is slapping my bootay, Me and Tony are embraced, and Robby...looks pretty scared.

There's me and Mandie! I'm sure it's obvious who's who...

Me, Shauna, and her older cousin Amber dancing around.

Me, Shauna, and Amber posing.

Heh heh...segragation.

Us all sitting on the couch touching each others breast. Cortez is touching his own. Tony is touching Cortez's and Robbys. Robby is touching mine and his own. I'm touching Robby's and Shaunas.

Aww...love is in the air...I MEAN...UH...

Needless to say, my birthday kicked ass.

So, Kari...how you doin? ;)

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 19:24:37 GMT

WHOO!

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 16:58:57 GMT

Dave
LOVES
Leah

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Love Level: 69%

Loves-O-Meter
From Go-Quiz.com

Sorry Leah!!

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yay!

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 23:14:00 GMT

As I said, I got a pic. So, below is a pic of me with my new hair. It looks black, but in the light, it's dark blue. Hell, I'm just glad it's a different color! HOT DOG! ^-^! About my website...I must apologize...somethings wrong and I can't upload anything...so if I fix it, I'll let ya know. K! BYE!

BEFORE

AFTER

Which is better?

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 03:28:24 GMT

I have dyed my hair back to blue! It's dark blue now! MWAHAHAHAHA! BTW sorry about not updating, I've been VERY busy what with birthdays and whatnot...2morrow, I should have a recent pic on my website, so stay tuned. Also, next Friday, it's a 80% possibility I will have my license so I can go do stuff!! I wish I could go see Kari...but it's been so long since I've went out there (Halloween 2003) I have forgotten how to get there. *coughhinthintcough*

Frightening...ne?

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 21:49:47 GMT

My site is back people!!

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 05:49:10 GMT

Check out the site! I've brought back Completly Irrelviant for your pleasure! BUT! It's not the same URL. For the old Completly Irrelivant, go here http://disturbedhominid.tripod.com! For the newer stuff go to http://geocities.com/disturbedhominid/ci! Enjoy!

w00t!!!!

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 03:26:35 GMT

Ok! Ending time. They came back in. They weren't even out there long. They came in as soon as I clicked post. Anyway, we sat around, Amanda told jokes and we laughed and whatnot...and they got ready to leave. Well, Amanda hugged me bye and her and Amber's friend went to the car and Amber stayed behind. I shall now do our conversation we had like I do my snippets.
-----------
Amber: Whats wrong? You're not acting like yourself...

Dave: I don't know...I just really like her and I'm really nervous around her...especially with ol' dude here too.

Amber: Dave...just relax! Amanda is retarted!

Dave: I know but...she probably don't like me now cuz I was all boring and stuff.

Amber: Dave! She still likes you! On the way over, I asked her, and she said she would love to go out with you. And when Frank asked her if her coming to see you was friendly or not, she said she didn't know.

Dave: For reals?

Amber: Yeah. You know what? On wednesday, when I get off of work, I'm going to take you two to a movie.
------------ Fin

I like Amanda...I really do...but thats the reason I'm so nervous! GAAH! Well...maybe the movie will go better.

Wow...

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 01:35:36 GMT

Ok, Amanda is over hurr right now...outside. Amber brought her...and...I'm SOOO not having fun. Amber's guy friend followed her out here, and he has fireworks and I don't like other people so they are all outside havin fun with fireworks and I am sad. Damn damn damn. I'll let you know if anything else happens...right now, I must hurry before they enter and want to read...

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!

Mon, 05 Jul 2004 23:57:05 GMT

Ok, this update relies on snippets. This is from July 3rd.

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disturbedhominid (11:17:53 PM): Amanda dosen't like me!!!
disturbedhominid (11:18:00 PM): Dang she sexy!
punkin71898 (11:18:05 PM): ok
punkin71898 (11:18:22 PM): she is the one that wanted u to be here the other night
punkin71898 (11:19:05 PM): and yeah u right she is sooooooooooo sexy
punkin71898 (11:19:06 PM): lol
disturbedhominid (11:19:12 PM): She wanted ME there!
disturbedhominid (11:19:23 PM): What did she say?
punkin71898 (11:19:27 PM): YES
punkin71898 (11:19:58 PM): She said tell dave to come over I really like him he is soooooooo kool
punkin71898 (11:20:30 PM): and then she said give me his # and I will call him and invite him
-------------------

Ok ok. Now...this was today!

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punkin71898 (5:40:24 PM): Hey dave amanda said that she would love to go out on a date with u
disturbedhominid (5:40:45 PM): u a damn lie
punkin71898 (5:41:18 PM): ok fine do u want to talk to her she is sittin right here
disturbedhominid (5:41:28 PM): u a damn lie
punkin71898 (5:41:40 PM): she said that she thinks that u are cute
disturbedhominid (5:41:50 PM): U A DAMN LIE
punkin71898 (5:42:15 PM): what are u doin tonight
disturbedhominid (5:42:29 PM): Nuffin.
punkin71898 (5:42:44 PM): she said she wants me and her to come to see u and watch a movie if u want us too
disturbedhominid (5:42:50 PM): !!!
disturbedhominid (5:42:55 PM): Ok Amber. For real.
disturbedhominid (5:42:59 PM): You can STOP lying now.
disturbedhominid (5:43:02 PM): I'm serious.
disturbedhominid (5:43:07 PM): Like...for real.
disturbedhominid (5:43:14 PM): *twitch*
punkin71898 (5:43:36 PM): she is calling u right now
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WHEE! She is comin over RIGHT NOW! I'll letcha know what happens!!!

And now, as I promised...

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 04:04:14 GMT

(Fanfare) A SNIPPET!!!

um_like_ok_whatever: i'm in luv with charlie
disturbedhominid: *GASP*!
disturbedhominid: No...
disturbedhominid: CHARLIE! HOW COULD YOU STEAL MY WOMAN!
um_like_ok_whatever: lol
disturbedhominid: *kills charlie until he dies*
um_like_ok_whatever: noooooo
um_like_ok_whatever: CHARLIE!!!!
disturbedhominid: MWAHAHAHAHAHA*cough cough*HAHAHAHA!
um_like_ok_whatever: u made me do this ~*~holding knife in hand~*~ i cant live without my evil lil butterfly husband thingy i'll be with u soon charlie
disturbedhominid: *GASP*!
disturbedhominid: I can pretend to be an evil lil butterfly husband thingy!
disturbedhominid: Watch!
disturbedhominid: *flaps arms pitifully*
disturbedhominid: Whee heeeeee...
um_like_ok_whatever: lol
um_like_ok_whatever: lmao
um_like_ok_whatever: =))
um_like_ok_whatever: u crack me up
disturbedhominid: NOOOO! Now you all...cracky...
disturbedhominid: Pssst...thats bad.
disturbedhominid: ...
disturbedhominid: Be...um...scurd.
um_like_ok_whatever: u dont scurr me tho
disturbedhominid: ...
disturbedhominid: BOO!
um_like_ok_whatever:
disturbedhominid: Wasn't expecting that were ya!
disturbedhominid: Hahaha!
disturbedhominid: You are stunned in response to my scarynessness!
um_like_ok_whatever: nope sorry
disturbedhominid: ...
disturbedhominid: PSsssssssssshaw. Denial.
um_like_ok_whatever: yea ok
disturbedhominid: Ah! You agree.
disturbedhominid: I have...SUCH POWER!!!
um_like_ok_whatever: u scurr me
um_like_ok_whatever: i think i will run and hide now
disturbedhominid: I know. I know.
disturbedhominid: Yes.
um_like_ok_whatever: ~*~runs~*~
disturbedhominid: Flee in terror.
disturbedhominid: I'm just...that...good.

Shtuff, shtuff, and more shtuff.

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 02:29:59 GMT

Well, I got the ignition pad for DDR! w00t! It cost $109.95!!! But it shall never break like the others that I buy. IT'S SO SEXY! It's got lil rubber pieces inside that make it so soft and shtuff and it has 2 ports so it can go into the X-box or PS2. So now, I can get DDR Ultramix for the X-box and not have to worry about buying a pad for it. Also, I gots an old school N64. All it has is the cords. So I'm gonna order the parts online and be old-schoolin out l8r. Anyway...thats about it. Sorry about the boring entry. I might put up a snippet l8r. BYE PEOPLE!!!

Yet another convo for this week!

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:41:38 GMT

disturbedhominid (8:01:20 PM): Hey you!
disturbedhominid (8:01:31 PM): *giggle*
um_like_ok_whatever (8:01:32 PM): hi
disturbedhominid (8:01:39 PM): Remember me?
um_like_ok_whatever (8:01:46 PM): not really
disturbedhominid (8:01:48 PM): ...wait...you wouldn't..
disturbedhominid (8:01:54 PM): I'm Dave! Tony's friend.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:02:05 PM): ooooooo
um_like_ok_whatever (8:02:14 PM): kool
disturbedhominid (8:02:22 PM): Whoooo! I'ma chicken.
disturbedhominid (8:02:26 PM): Be a chicken with me.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:02:41 PM): i dont want to b a chicken
disturbedhominid (8:02:46 PM): Aww...
disturbedhominid (8:02:52 PM): How come?
um_like_ok_whatever (8:02:56 PM): i want to b a mutated turtle
disturbedhominid (8:02:59 PM): Otay!
um_like_ok_whatever (8:03:05 PM): for i can then date the ninja turles
disturbedhominid (8:03:30 PM): You be da turtle and I be mutant chicken named Bob who watches you date other turtles...and...cluck.
disturbedhominid (8:03:33 PM): ...Yeah.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:03:46 PM): ok
um_like_ok_whatever (8:03:48 PM): bob
disturbedhominid (8:03:50 PM): w00t!
disturbedhominid (8:04:04 PM): SHIT! I MEAN...Cluck !
um_like_ok_whatever (8:04:11 PM): lol
disturbedhominid (8:04:14 PM): Ssssssssshhhhh! Tis secret.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:04:20 PM): ok
um_like_ok_whatever (8:04:28 PM): does tony kno u a chicken?
disturbedhominid (8:04:36 PM): I...........don't................know........
disturbedhominid (8:04:39 PM): My head hurts.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:04:45 PM): y?
disturbedhominid (8:04:54 PM): *beats head with stick* I don't...know...
disturbedhominid (8:05:25 PM): Be you scurd of me? Should I stop talkin?
um_like_ok_whatever (8:05:46 PM): poor stick....
um_like_ok_whatever (8:05:58 PM): did tony tell u i was afraid of u
disturbedhominid (8:06:01 PM): Tis ok. I love da stick. I pet him and love him.
disturbedhominid (8:06:09 PM): And yeah. He told me you said I scurr you.
disturbedhominid (8:06:21 PM): I sorry. I no mean to be frightening...
um_like_ok_whatever (8:06:32 PM): well cuz i didnt kno its was possible that anyone could be a different as me and my friends
disturbedhominid (8:06:37 PM): BOO! heh heh...
um_like_ok_whatever (8:06:38 PM): ur not
um_like_ok_whatever (8:06:39 PM): ur funny
disturbedhominid (8:06:51 PM): YAY!
disturbedhominid (8:06:54 PM): Wait...is that good?
um_like_ok_whatever (8:06:55 PM): ur just a lil
um_like_ok_whatever (8:07:00 PM): but its cute
disturbedhominid (8:07:07 PM): ...Thats good right?
disturbedhominid (8:07:13 PM): Not evil and doomy?
disturbedhominid (8:07:18 PM): And scurry?
disturbedhominid (8:07:25 PM): Scurry makes me scream and wet myself...
disturbedhominid (8:07:30 PM): I don't like to wet myself.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:07:41 PM): lol
disturbedhominid (8:07:42 PM): OoooH! Butterfly!
disturbedhominid (8:07:45 PM): *runs away*
um_like_ok_whatever (8:07:46 PM): no ur funny
um_like_ok_whatever (8:07:49 PM): its cute
disturbedhominid (8:07:58 PM): *swiping at butterfly*
disturbedhominid (8:08:29 PM): I catchteded it! Wanna pet him!?
um_like_ok_whatever (8:08:48 PM): ok
um_like_ok_whatever (8:08:52 PM): ~pet~
disturbedhominid (8:08:58 PM): His name is Charles.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:09:12 PM): ok
disturbedhominid (8:09:16 PM): He's a butterfly demon from...you know...*whisper* down thurr.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:09:25 PM): LOL
um_like_ok_whatever (8:09:55 PM): hi charlie from u kno *down there*
disturbedhominid (8:10:26 PM): *points trembling finger* HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME!!!!!
disturbedhominid (8:10:31 PM): *hides butterfly* SPEAK!!!!!!
um_like_ok_whatever (8:10:36 PM): u told me
disturbedhominid (8:11:05 PM): *GASP*! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!? You must be psycho!! QUICK! WHAT TIME IS IT?!
um_like_ok_whatever (8:11:43 PM): 9 10
um_like_ok_whatever (8:11:50 PM): wait 8 10 ur time
disturbedhominid (8:12:15 PM): SWEET GAWD!!!!!!!!
disturbedhominid (8:12:21 PM): You...my friend...are amazing
disturbedhominid (8:12:25 PM): USE YOUR TALENT!!!!!
um_like_ok_whatever (8:12:27 PM): lol
disturbedhominid (8:13:05 PM): *grabs Fe* USE IT FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!!!!! *waves hand in a lil sideways wave...thing* Yesh...
disturbedhominid (8:13:09 PM): *passes out*
disturbedhominid (8:13:10 PM): ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
um_like_ok_whatever (8:13:44 PM): if u promise not to tell i'll share with u my secretie secrete
disturbedhominid (8:13:53 PM): O.O
disturbedhominid (8:13:56 PM):
disturbedhominid (8:14:02 PM): Shall I tell Charles?
um_like_ok_whatever (8:14:03 PM): promise
disturbedhominid (8:14:07 PM): Pwease?
disturbedhominid (8:14:10 PM): *puppy eyes*
um_like_ok_whatever (8:14:10 PM): u can tell him
disturbedhominid (8:14:13 PM): w00t!
um_like_ok_whatever (8:14:24 PM): i'm not from this world
disturbedhominid (8:14:34 PM): *GASP*! Your from.......THAT WORLD!
um_like_ok_whatever (8:15:02 PM): i was sent here by my sisters.... our kind is dieing and we need human men to help us make more babies
disturbedhominid (8:15:37 PM): This explains alot...by this I mean the situation at hand and not the world where you're not from.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:15:40 PM): thats y i have chosen tony i will bring him back to my planet for u kno....
disturbedhominid (8:16:01 PM): Making brownies?!
disturbedhominid (8:16:07 PM): Boy I love brownies...
um_like_ok_whatever (8:16:13 PM): yes making brownies
disturbedhominid (8:16:13 PM): I hope Tony brings me back some.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:16:27 PM): once he leaves here he will never come back
disturbedhominid (8:16:38 PM): B-b-but...I love ma Tony!
um_like_ok_whatever (8:16:39 PM): he will b on my planet with me and my sisters and stuff
disturbedhominid (8:16:59 PM): YOU CAN'T HAVE MA TONY! I SHALL NEVER ALLOW IT!!!! *goes into super mode*
disturbedhominid (8:17:08 PM): *deep voice* I shall fight for him.
um_like_ok_whatever (8:17:21 PM): silly lil boy...
disturbedhominid (8:17:29 PM): (Rock music commences in BG)
um_like_ok_whatever (8:17:31 PM): how will u stop an alien chick
disturbedhominid (8:17:38 PM): LIKE THIS!!!!!
disturbedhominid (8:17:55 PM): *grabs unmentionables*
disturbedhominid (8:17:59 PM): PURPLE NURPLE!!!!!!!!
disturbedhominid (8:18:20 PM): (Lightning strikes at a distance)
um_like_ok_whatever (8:18:20 PM): alien chicks dont have boobs
disturbedhominid (8:18:22 PM): .......
disturbedhominid (8:18:25 PM): Damn...
um_like_ok_whatever (8:18:36 PM): ur cute
disturbedhominid (8:18:40 PM): TIME FOR (BOOMING THUNDER) PLAN B!!!!!!
disturbedhominid (8:18:43 PM): *runs away*

Boredom!

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:37:39 GMT

Due to boredom, I shall now put random snippets of AIM, MSN, and Yahoo conversations in my journal! If you are a regular reader, and you want ur ass in these weekly segments, IM me at disturbedhominid on all (add @hotmail.com to my MSN s/c).

leelee7112000 (9:24:48 PM): i luv u~
leelee7112000 (9:24:49 PM): !*
leelee7112000 (9:24:53 PM): WILL U MARRY ME!?
leelee7112000 (9:24:59 PM):
disturbedhominid (9:25:13 PM): K!
leelee7112000 (9:25:26 PM): k?
leelee7112000 (9:25:54 PM): U POSED TO SAY....YES!I WILL MARRY U LEAH! AND WE WILL HAVE 20 MILLION BABIES RUNNIN AROUND THE HOUSE
disturbedhominid (9:26:28 PM): Oh! *eh-hem* Yes! I will marry u Leah! And we will have 20 million babies runnin around the house
leelee7112000 (9:26:58 PM): lol
leelee7112000 (9:26:59 PM): ok
leelee7112000 (9:27:01 PM): great
leelee7112000 (9:27:04 PM): lets get workin!
leelee7112000 (9:27:07 PM): woo hoo!
leelee7112000 (9:27:10 PM): get naked!
leelee7112000 (9:27:23 PM): blow me~
leelee7112000 (9:27:25 PM): !*
leelee7112000 (9:27:31 PM): ok.....
leelee7112000 (9:27:32 PM): see
leelee7112000 (9:27:36 PM): im tryin to talk here
leelee7112000 (9:27:37 PM): but
leelee7112000 (9:27:43 PM): its not workin...im talkin to myself
disturbedhominid (9:28:08 PM): I was watching you.
leelee7112000 (9:28:16 PM): o
leelee7112000 (9:28:20 PM): so ur a stalker now
disturbedhominid (9:28:31 PM): SSSSSSH!!!!! Don't tell Leah!

I love my Gamefly!

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 23:59:41 GMT

My gamefly shtuff came in! w00t! Driv3r makes me go "whee!" and I'm just about done with .Hack//Mutation. Yeah. I know. I'm a game freak/nerd. But at least I didn't mention my 15GB hard drive I installed in my computer for more space. Then you would really think I was a nerd. ...........Damn. I just mentioned it didn't I?

Just a lil fun.

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 02:48:01 GMT

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?

I'm not that bad...am I?

FUCK!

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 02:37:46 GMT

When the hell are my packages getting hurr!? I ordered somethin on the 21st! Double-yoo tee eff!? Amazon has never been this slow! Anyway...I rented .Hack Mutation and Driv3r. So I can finish .Hack! w00t! Me and Tony went to the mall yesterday and met a dude named D!! He's so koo! He works at KB Toys. He was playin with a basketball outside the place and Tony ran up and stole it from him. Thus began a beautiful friendship between 2 sixteen year old retards and a 20 somethin year old black man. We got bored so we decided to do random stupid things. I went into FYE and bought a little gameboy thing with candy in it. Me and Tony ate all the candy then I saw a table with 2 girls sittin at it that made me go WHOO! and I walked over to them, put the gameboy on the table, and said, "Use it wisly..." then walked away. I heard them bust out laughing at the other end of the mall cuz thats where I was once I ran away as far as I could from them. :)

Finally!!!!

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 17:40:36 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemans of LJ world! Tony has FINALLY made a journal due to me reining my doom and power!!! Well...actually I just asked him. Anyway Hurr it be! http://www.livejournal.com/users/karazyboy1/

Gamefly is God

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 18:24:26 GMT

I signed up to Gamefly!!!! http://www.gamefly.com w00t!!! As many games as I want for 21.95 a month with no due dates or late fees?!?! HELL F*CKIN YEAH!!!!

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