March 30th, 2005

Current Music: SHAVING COMMERCIAL!!!! YES!!!!! Subject: Bwee! Time: 01:43 am Current Mood: amused

Hey evurbody, I just got a Xanga site. It's purty. Hurr it be. http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=disturbedhominid Hope you be's of likin it! I's also got one of them g/f things! She's so purty! I'ma lick her face...and I'd also like to say Hi Kendra! Cuz I know she's about to read this cuz I'm talkin to her now. RIGHT NOW! Look! -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: whats ur lj thingy ma hoochie "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says: lol "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says: Ma hoochie? -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: lol yes "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says: http://www.livejournal.com/users/disturbedhomini/ -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: o-tay -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: wowzies -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: u havent writtin in there in a long boner ass time "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says: I know. "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says: I'm writing in it now. -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: score! -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: haha "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says: I mentioned you! -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: YAY! -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: go me! -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: me and my chunky dunkin1? -:*:-Kendra LaNell-:*:- says: haha jk "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." says: Ooooh YEAH!

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January 16th, 2005

Current Music: Tony being gay. Subject: CHEESE IS GOOOOODDDDDD!!! Time: 09:33 pm Current Mood: bored

Boredom is contagious. *cough* See? I command you to be bored. BWAHAHA! I shall rule your country and eat up all your biscuits until you are a non-biscuit having son of a bitch. Yes I be. I like biscuits. Hot damn. HOLY CHRIST!!!!!! MY CANDLE IS ON FIRE!!!!! Ok...for real...all this? This spasm crap...is the result of boredomness. Um...what to say...*sigh* I LOVE YOU KENDRA!!!!

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January 13th, 2005

Current Music: A World So Cold-Mudvayne Subject: You know what? Time: 11:34 pm Current Mood: Ew.

I honestly thought mail order brides were prettier in person...

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Subject: Hot Dayum! My pancakes are burnin!!!! Time: 11:18 pm

Hi people and un-people (You know who I'm talkin about, you alien shits). It's update time!!! *cheesy polka music* Hoooooooo boy. What was on the agenda today.....hmmmmmm...OH YEAH!! I KNOW! Jack shit! Yay! I'm so f*ckin bored. This home schooling crap sucks. I'ma go back. I really want to. But then there's the issue of waking up at 6:00...which I won't do. I will shoot off my eye lids and sit through 36 hours of Boobah while country music blares out of every speaker in a 12 mile radius before I will wake up at 6:00. It's not natural. I gots me the W/O a Paddle DVD! I love that movie. I was bound to buy after sitting through it in the theater 8 gazillion times. Well, f*ck, I gotta piss like a depressed seal in a waffle house. Until next time, kids! Always remember to sniff your crack, not smoke it! TA DA!! A SNIPPIT!!! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: I'm a chicken!!!! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: MOO! -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: moo? -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: the go..bacawk -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: lol ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: You're a chicken too!!! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: *glomp* ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: DURTY CHICKEN LOVE! -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: lmao! -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: DIRRTY CHICKEN BUTT SEX ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: O_O -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: :) ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: X_x I died. -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: O_O u alive..i saved u -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: cuz im a super hero ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: Yeah, you are! -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: lol i know ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: P*ssy sumthin... -:*Kendra*:-cuz from the moment i saw ur face, and felt the fire in ur sweet embrace, thats where i knew im gonna love u forever! says: POWER P*SSY ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: Woah....I just tried to imagine super powers...... ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: *shudder*

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January 12th, 2005

Current Music: So Cold-Breaking Benjamins Subject: Ok, yeah, I lied. Time: 09:31 pm Current Mood: accomplished

Yeah, I lied. I'm a bad person. I should be shot. Then peed on. Yep. I said I would update more often..and...well...I kind of didn't. Well......technically...I did update, YOU just didn't see it! Hahaha.......you're not buying that, are you? Ok, guess not. Sorry about the "lie" but this time, it's NOT a lie. Promise. And if I lie again, you can shoot me. ^_^ Hooray for violence!! Ok. Moving on to the happenings of the me. Hmmmmmmm...where to start. The band situation is at hand, people! OH HAPPY MIGHTY DAY!!!! The band is called "Naked Ape and a Half" Tony is learning drums, our friend Kaleb knows bass, and Robby on guitar. I'm the lead singer lady...I MEAN, guy...heh heh...common mistake...no need to pursue it. Go away. The band thing is in the process, but in the meantime, Cortez, Tony, and I are making a net show. YAY! I'm putting together the theme song for it as we speak. The show is un-named and in the making also. If you want to see the theme vid, just ask me on the messngers and I'll send it to you. It's really small. AND SHIT QUALITY FOR UR ENJOYMENT!!! OH EM GEE!!!1!! I SO HAPPY!!! DURRRR. And now, ladies and goats, for something that hasn't been done in 83 gazillion and a half yurrs...A SNIPPET!!!!!! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: HOLY CHEESE! PANCAKES!!!!! -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: ?? ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: Yeah, buddy. -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: what was that for ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: Cuz I like bubbles. ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: You know what, I'm gonna put this on my LJ. ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: The world shall know of the Kendra. -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: lol me?! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: YES YOU!!!!!! ALONG WITH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AND A BRAND NEW CAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: Ok, I made that last part up. ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: BUT, YES! YOU!!! -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: lol -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: that was hot! -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: lol..y me? ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: Because YOU are the one millionth customer to be stared while buying underpants!!!! -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: lol -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: DAMNIT -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: i cant find a black shirt for tomorrow ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: ... ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: That qualifys for an end of the world crisis. ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: Call dateline. ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: We have a situation. -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: i got this really cute outfit today that im gonna wear tomorrow..and i dont have a black tank top -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: growl! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: I got a black tank top and matching pan---URK!!!! I MEAN!!! Uh.............. ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: I don't think I'm getting out of this one... -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: lol -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: i have a black shirt..but it's tight and smooshes my boobs ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: That's a wonderful vision, my friend. ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: I salute you. ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: lol -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: lol -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: i bought 4 new bras today im cited ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: For some reason, so am I. -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: haha -:*Kendra LaNell*:-..a girl whos to sad to give a fuck.. says: i got a white one, a black one, a pink and black and diamondy one, and a lacy one lol ×÷·.·´¯`·)»Xander has aids«(·´¯`·.·÷× says: I shall repeat myself. For some reason, so am I. Until next time kids! Eat ur grits and kiss ur big toes!

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November 26th, 2004

Current Music: Prison Song-SOAD Subject: HI! Time: 07:59 pm Current Mood: Back

Holy god christ! I haven't updated in forever. I forgot I existed. Well, a lot of shits happnened. I WENT TO KARI'S FOR HALLOWEEN!! I was a pile of clothes. Karis idea! ^_^ 'Twas sexy. I got a job now. Hooray. Envy at my excitement. Yes. Nice, isn't it? It be at Dollar General. It's 5.25 an hour. Yeah, I know, not the best in the world, but you gotta think, it's better than what I was making before. Nothing. I bought a GLAD Pluggy thingie!!!! It smell like Amber and Roses! ^_^! Amber picked it out. She's weird. I had to get it because Billy, Mandy, Stumpy, Studsy, and Sleepy shit all the time and my room smells like stinky hamster. Oh yeah, Billy and Mandy had babies. TWO WERE BORN WITHOUT HANDS!!!! I NAMED THEM STUMPY AND STUDSY!!!! Heh heh. If you can tell me why I named the other one Sleepy, I'll give you 3 dollars, some pocket lint, and a hug. I like hugs. Whee! Ok, I'm bored now. I'm gonna go entertain my imaginary monkey.

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August 7th, 2004

Subject: My Birthday!! Time: 02:08 pm

Well, I've been at Shauna's since Monday. DAYUM. Almost an entire week with her. Theres a 94% chance that I'm going to get a job at Shoe Show. I had my birthday at Shauna's with her, Robby, Tony, Cortez, Amber and Mandie. I SHOW YOU PICTURES NOW!!! Aren't we cool?! Lookit my hair! OOOH! I be sexy. *eh hem* From left to right: Cortez, Me, Tony, Robby. Cortez is slapping my bootay, Me and Tony are embraced, and Robby...looks pretty scared. There's me and Mandie! I'm sure it's obvious who's who... Me, Shauna, and her older cousin Amber dancing around. Me, Shauna, and Amber posing. Heh heh...segragation. Us all sitting on the couch touching each others breast. Cortez is touching his own. Tony is touching Cortez's and Robbys. Robby is touching mine and his own. I'm touching Robby's and Shaunas. Aww...love is in the air...I MEAN...UH... Needless to say, my birthday kicked ass.

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July 27th, 2004

Current Music: Silver and Cold-AFI Subject: So, Kari...how you doin? ;) Time: 02:24 pm Current Mood: amused

Your LJ Perfect Date LJ Username Gender femalemaleumm, lemme check Mood happyhornysadangrynotalgicannoyedother Choose a random word Your Perfect Date numbuh308 You have dinner at your date's place Afterwards you snuggle while watching a video Your date asks you to dance You say bite me *wink* Chance you will get lucky - 71% This quiz by akasha82 - Taken 50651 Times. </a> New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz

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July 21st, 2004

Current Music: *coughbillyandmandycough* Subject: WHOO! Time: 11:58 am Current Mood: amused

Dave LOVES Leah 10120 1132 245 69 Love Level: 69% Name 1: Name 2: Loves-O-Meter From Go-Quiz.com Sorry Leah!! You LJ Crackhouse... LJ Username Monthly Police Bribe Crackhouse Colour RedBlueGreenYellowPurpleOrangeOliveTaupePuke GreenWhiteBlackBlood RedVermillionChartreuse Crackhouse Pet CatDogMiceRatsLizardGeckoToadCockroachMonkeyMacawBudgieCanaryFish The Crackwhore slg_news The Heroine Junkie bacona The Cokehead overlord_mordax The E-Tard numbuh308 The Pothead numbuh308 Crackhouse Monthly Income: $15,744.00 This QuickKwiz by mabelair - Taken 632 Times. </a> New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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July 19th, 2004

Current Music: Reno 911! (I got the first season on DVD!) Subject: Yay! Time: 06:12 pm Current Mood: bored

As I said, I got a pic. So, below is a pic of me with my new hair. It looks black, but in the light, it's dark blue. Hell, I'm just glad it's a different color! HOT DOG! ^-^! About my website...I must apologize...somethings wrong and I can't upload anything...so if I fix it, I'll let ya know. K! BYE! BEFORE AFTER Which is better?

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July 18th, 2004

Current Music: South Park BABY!!! Subject: Ladies and Gentlemen! Time: 10:26 pm Current Mood: happy

I have dyed my hair back to blue! It's dark blue now! MWAHAHAHAHA! BTW sorry about not updating, I've been VERY busy what with birthdays and whatnot...2morrow, I should have a recent pic on my website, so stay tuned. Also, next Friday, it's a 80% possibility I will have my license so I can go do stuff!! I wish I could go see Kari...but it's been so long since I've went out there (Halloween 2003) I have forgotten how to get there. *coughhinthintcough*

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July 13th, 2004

Current Music: MAD TV Subject: Frightening...ne? Time: 04:50 pm Current Mood: scared

Your LJ Soap Opera LJ Username Your spouse: krisgoat They'll have an affair with: overlord_mordax You'll have a retaliatory affair with: slg_news Your rival: bacona Who will try to kill you? krisgoat Chance you'll survive till the end: - 59% This Quiz by sarcastro - Taken 51012 Times. </a> New - How do you get a guy to like you?

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July 7th, 2004

Current Music: The fan...that silly bastard Subject: My site is back people!! Time: 12:47 am Current Mood: giddy

Check out the site! I've brought back Completly Irrelviant for your pleasure! BUT! It's not the same URL. For the old Completly Irrelivant, go here http://disturbedhominid.tripod.com! For the newer stuff go to http://geocities.com/disturbedhominid/ci! Enjoy!

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July 5th, 2004

Current Music: Dr Scholls Commercial Subject: w00t!!!! Time: 10:22 pm Current Mood: giddy

Ok! Ending time. They came back in. They weren't even out there long. They came in as soon as I clicked post. Anyway, we sat around, Amanda told jokes and we laughed and whatnot...and they got ready to leave. Well, Amanda hugged me bye and her and Amber's friend went to the car and Amber stayed behind. I shall now do our conversation we had like I do my snippets. ----------- Amber: Whats wrong? You're not acting like yourself... Dave: I don't know...I just really like her and I'm really nervous around her...especially with ol' dude here too. Amber: Dave...just relax! Amanda is retarted! Dave: I know but...she probably don't like me now cuz I was all boring and stuff. Amber: Dave! She still likes you! On the way over, I asked her, and she said she would love to go out with you. And when Frank asked her if her coming to see you was friendly or not, she said she didn't know. Dave: For reals? Amber: Yeah. You know what? On wednesday, when I get off of work, I'm going to take you two to a movie. ------------ Fin I like Amanda...I really do...but thats the reason I'm so nervous! GAAH! Well...maybe the movie will go better.

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Current Music: Scar Souloution commercial :) Subject: Wow... Time: 08:35 pm Current Mood: pissed off

Ok, Amanda is over hurr right now...outside. Amber brought her...and...I'm SOOO not having fun. Amber's guy friend followed her out here, and he has fireworks and I don't like other people so they are all outside havin fun with fireworks and I am sad. Damn damn damn. I'll let you know if anything else happens...right now, I must hurry before they enter and want to read...

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Current Music: A gay edited version of Jay and Silent Bob on Comedy Central Subject: IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! Time: 06:54 pm Current Mood: loved

Ok, this update relies on snippets. This is from July 3rd. ------------------- disturbedhominid (11:17:53 PM): Amanda dosen't like me!!! disturbedhominid (11:18:00 PM): Dang she sexy! punkin71898 (11:18:05 PM): ok punkin71898 (11:18:22 PM): she is the one that wanted u to be here the other night punkin71898 (11:19:05 PM): and yeah u right she is sooooooooooo sexy punkin71898 (11:19:06 PM): lol disturbedhominid (11:19:12 PM): She wanted ME there! disturbedhominid (11:19:23 PM): What did she say? punkin71898 (11:19:27 PM): YES punkin71898 (11:19:58 PM): She said tell dave to come over I really like him he is soooooooo kool punkin71898 (11:20:30 PM): and then she said give me his # and I will call him and invite him ------------------- Ok ok. Now...this was today! ------------------- punkin71898 (5:40:24 PM): Hey dave amanda said that she would love to go out on a date with u disturbedhominid (5:40:45 PM): u a damn lie punkin71898 (5:41:18 PM): ok fine do u want to talk to her she is sittin right here disturbedhominid (5:41:28 PM): u a damn lie punkin71898 (5:41:40 PM): she said that she thinks that u are cute disturbedhominid (5:41:50 PM): U A DAMN LIE punkin71898 (5:42:15 PM): what are u doin tonight disturbedhominid (5:42:29 PM): Nuffin. punkin71898 (5:42:44 PM): she said she wants me and her to come to see u and watch a movie if u want us too disturbedhominid (5:42:50 PM): !!! disturbedhominid (5:42:55 PM): Ok Amber. For real. disturbedhominid (5:42:59 PM): You can STOP lying now. disturbedhominid (5:43:02 PM): I'm serious. disturbedhominid (5:43:07 PM): Like...for real. disturbedhominid (5:43:14 PM): *twitch* punkin71898 (5:43:36 PM): she is calling u right now ------------------- WHEE! She is comin over RIGHT NOW! I'll letcha know what happens!!!

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July 2nd, 2004

Current Music: The Graham Norton Effect Subject: And now, as I promised... Time: 11:00 pm Current Mood: Just...that...good.

(Fanfare) A SNIPPET!!! um_like_ok_whatever: i'm in luv with charlie disturbedhominid: *GASP*! disturbedhominid: No... disturbedhominid: CHARLIE! HOW COULD YOU STEAL MY WOMAN! um_like_ok_whatever: lol disturbedhominid: *kills charlie until he dies* um_like_ok_whatever: noooooo um_like_ok_whatever: CHARLIE!!!! disturbedhominid: MWAHAHAHAHAHA*cough cough*HAHAHAHA! um_like_ok_whatever: u made me do this ~*~holding knife in hand~*~ i cant live without my evil lil butterfly husband thingy i'll be with u soon charlie disturbedhominid: *GASP*! disturbedhominid: I can pretend to be an evil lil butterfly husband thingy! disturbedhominid: Watch! disturbedhominid: *flaps arms pitifully* disturbedhominid: Whee heeeeee... um_like_ok_whatever: lol um_like_ok_whatever: lmao um_like_ok_whatever: =)) um_like_ok_whatever: u crack me up disturbedhominid: NOOOO! Now you all...cracky... disturbedhominid: Pssst...thats bad. disturbedhominid: ... disturbedhominid: Be...um...scurd. um_like_ok_whatever: u dont scurr me tho disturbedhominid: ... disturbedhominid: BOO! um_like_ok_whatever: disturbedhominid: Wasn't expecting that were ya! disturbedhominid: Hahaha! disturbedhominid: You are stunned in response to my scarynessness! um_like_ok_whatever: nope sorry disturbedhominid: ... disturbedhominid: PSsssssssssshaw. Denial. um_like_ok_whatever: yea ok disturbedhominid: Ah! You agree. disturbedhominid: I have...SUCH POWER!!! um_like_ok_whatever: u scurr me um_like_ok_whatever: i think i will run and hide now disturbedhominid: I know. I know. disturbedhominid: Yes. um_like_ok_whatever: ~*~runs~*~ disturbedhominid: Flee in terror. disturbedhominid: I'm just...that...good.

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Current Music: Damn the scilence... Subject: Shtuff, shtuff, and more shtuff. Time: 09:24 pm Current Mood: bouncy

Well, I got the ignition pad for DDR! w00t! It cost $109.95!!! But it shall never break like the others that I buy. IT'S SO SEXY! It's got lil rubber pieces inside that make it so soft and shtuff and it has 2 ports so it can go into the X-box or PS2. So now, I can get DDR Ultramix for the X-box and not have to worry about buying a pad for it. Also, I gots an old school N64. All it has is the cords. So I'm gonna order the parts online and be old-schoolin out l8r. Anyway...thats about it. Sorry about the boring entry. I might put up a snippet l8r. BYE PEOPLE!!!

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July 1st, 2004

Current Music: The scilence....it scares me... Subject: Yet another convo for this week! Time: 09:41 pm Current Mood: scared

disturbedhominid (8:01:20 PM): Hey you! disturbedhominid (8:01:31 PM): *giggle* um_like_ok_whatever (8:01:32 PM): hi disturbedhominid (8:01:39 PM): Remember me? um_like_ok_whatever (8:01:46 PM): not really disturbedhominid (8:01:48 PM): ...wait...you wouldn't.. disturbedhominid (8:01:54 PM): I'm Dave! Tony's friend. um_like_ok_whatever (8:02:05 PM): ooooooo um_like_ok_whatever (8:02:14 PM): kool disturbedhominid (8:02:22 PM): Whoooo! I'ma chicken. disturbedhominid (8:02:26 PM): Be a chicken with me. um_like_ok_whatever (8:02:41 PM): i dont want to b a chicken disturbedhominid (8:02:46 PM): Aww... disturbedhominid (8:02:52 PM): How come? um_like_ok_whatever (8:02:56 PM): i want to b a mutated turtle disturbedhominid (8:02:59 PM): Otay! um_like_ok_whatever (8:03:05 PM): for i can then date the ninja turles disturbedhominid (8:03:30 PM): You be da turtle and I be mutant chicken named Bob who watches you date other turtles...and...cluck. disturbedhominid (8:03:33 PM): ...Yeah. um_like_ok_whatever (8:03:46 PM): ok um_like_ok_whatever (8:03:48 PM): bob disturbedhominid (8:03:50 PM): w00t! disturbedhominid (8:04:04 PM): SHIT! I MEAN...Cluck ! um_like_ok_whatever (8:04:11 PM): lol disturbedhominid (8:04:14 PM): Ssssssssshhhhh! Tis secret. um_like_ok_whatever (8:04:20 PM): ok um_like_ok_whatever (8:04:28 PM): does tony kno u a chicken? disturbedhominid (8:04:36 PM): I...........don't................know........ disturbedhominid (8:04:39 PM): My head hurts. um_like_ok_whatever (8:04:45 PM): y? disturbedhominid (8:04:54 PM): *beats head with stick* I don't...know... disturbedhominid (8:05:25 PM): Be you scurd of me? Should I stop talkin? um_like_ok_whatever (8:05:46 PM): poor stick.... um_like_ok_whatever (8:05:58 PM): did tony tell u i was afraid of u disturbedhominid (8:06:01 PM): Tis ok. I love da stick. I pet him and love him. disturbedhominid (8:06:09 PM): And yeah. He told me you said I scurr you. disturbedhominid (8:06:21 PM): I sorry. I no mean to be frightening... um_like_ok_whatever (8:06:32 PM): well cuz i didnt kno its was possible that anyone could be a different as me and my friends disturbedhominid (8:06:37 PM): BOO! heh heh... um_like_ok_whatever (8:06:38 PM): ur not um_like_ok_whatever (8:06:39 PM): ur funny disturbedhominid (8:06:51 PM): YAY! disturbedhominid (8:06:54 PM): Wait...is that good? um_like_ok_whatever (8:06:55 PM): ur just a lil um_like_ok_whatever (8:07:00 PM): but its cute disturbedhominid (8:07:07 PM): ...Thats good right? disturbedhominid (8:07:13 PM): Not evil and doomy? disturbedhominid (8:07:18 PM): And scurry? disturbedhominid (8:07:25 PM): Scurry makes me scream and wet myself... disturbedhominid (8:07:30 PM): I don't like to wet myself. um_like_ok_whatever (8:07:41 PM): lol disturbedhominid (8:07:42 PM): OoooH! Butterfly! disturbedhominid (8:07:45 PM): *runs away* um_like_ok_whatever (8:07:46 PM): no ur funny um_like_ok_whatever (8:07:49 PM): its cute disturbedhominid (8:07:58 PM): *swiping at butterfly* disturbedhominid (8:08:29 PM): I catchteded it! Wanna pet him!? um_like_ok_whatever (8:08:48 PM): ok um_like_ok_whatever (8:08:52 PM): ~pet~ disturbedhominid (8:08:58 PM): His name is Charles. um_like_ok_whatever (8:09:12 PM): ok disturbedhominid (8:09:16 PM): He's a butterfly demon from...you know...*whisper* down thurr. um_like_ok_whatever (8:09:25 PM): LOL um_like_ok_whatever (8:09:55 PM): hi charlie from u kno *down there* disturbedhominid (8:10:26 PM): *points trembling finger* HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME!!!!! disturbedhominid (8:10:31 PM): *hides butterfly* SPEAK!!!!!! um_like_ok_whatever (8:10:36 PM): u told me disturbedhominid (8:11:05 PM): *GASP*! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!? You must be psycho!! QUICK! WHAT TIME IS IT?! um_like_ok_whatever (8:11:43 PM): 9 10 um_like_ok_whatever (8:11:50 PM): wait 8 10 ur time disturbedhominid (8:12:15 PM): SWEET GAWD!!!!!!!! disturbedhominid (8:12:21 PM): You...my friend...are amazing disturbedhominid (8:12:25 PM): USE YOUR TALENT!!!!! um_like_ok_whatever (8:12:27 PM): lol disturbedhominid (8:13:05 PM): *grabs Fe* USE IT FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!!!!! *waves hand in a lil sideways wave...thing* Yesh... disturbedhominid (8:13:09 PM): *passes out* disturbedhominid (8:13:10 PM): ZZZZZZZZZZZZ um_like_ok_whatever (8:13:44 PM): if u promise not to tell i'll share with u my secretie secrete disturbedhominid (8:13:53 PM): O.O disturbedhominid (8:13:56 PM): disturbedhominid (8:14:02 PM): Shall I tell Charles? um_like_ok_whatever (8:14:03 PM): promise disturbedhominid (8:14:07 PM): Pwease? disturbedhominid (8:14:10 PM): *puppy eyes* um_like_ok_whatever (8:14:10 PM): u can tell him disturbedhominid (8:14:13 PM): w00t! um_like_ok_whatever (8:14:24 PM): i'm not from this world disturbedhominid (8:14:34 PM): *GASP*! Your from.......THAT WORLD! um_like_ok_whatever (8:15:02 PM): i was sent here by my sisters.... our kind is dieing and we need human men to help us make more babies disturbedhominid (8:15:37 PM): This explains alot...by this I mean the situation at hand and not the world where you're not from. um_like_ok_whatever (8:15:40 PM): thats y i have chosen tony i will bring him back to my planet for u kno.... disturbedhominid (8:16:01 PM): Making brownies?! disturbedhominid (8:16:07 PM): Boy I love brownies... um_like_ok_whatever (8:16:13 PM): yes making brownies disturbedhominid (8:16:13 PM): I hope Tony brings me back some. um_like_ok_whatever (8:16:27 PM): once he leaves here he will never come back disturbedhominid (8:16:38 PM): B-b-but...I love ma Tony! um_like_ok_whatever (8:16:39 PM): he will b on my planet with me and my sisters and stuff disturbedhominid (8:16:59 PM): YOU CAN'T HAVE MA TONY! I SHALL NEVER ALLOW IT!!!! *goes into super mode* disturbedhominid (8:17:08 PM): *deep voice* I shall fight for him. um_like_ok_whatever (8:17:21 PM): silly lil boy... disturbedhominid (8:17:29 PM): (Rock music commences in BG) um_like_ok_whatever (8:17:31 PM): how will u stop an alien chick disturbedhominid (8:17:38 PM): LIKE THIS!!!!! disturbedhominid (8:17:55 PM): *grabs unmentionables* disturbedhominid (8:17:59 PM): PURPLE NURPLE!!!!!!!! disturbedhominid (8:18:20 PM): (Lightning strikes at a distance) um_like_ok_whatever (8:18:20 PM): alien chicks dont have boobs disturbedhominid (8:18:22 PM): ....... disturbedhominid (8:18:25 PM): Damn... um_like_ok_whatever (8:18:36 PM): ur cute disturbedhominid (8:18:40 PM): TIME FOR (BOOMING THUNDER) PLAN B!!!!!! disturbedhominid (8:18:43 PM): *runs away*

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Current Music: Scilence... Subject: Boredom! Time: 09:30 pm Current Mood: peaceful

Due to boredom, I shall now put random snippets of AIM, MSN, and Yahoo conversations in my journal! If you are a regular reader, and you want ur ass in these weekly segments, IM me at disturbedhominid on all (add @hotmail.com to my MSN s/c). leelee7112000 (9:24:48 PM): i luv u~ leelee7112000 (9:24:49 PM): !* leelee7112000 (9:24:53 PM): WILL U MARRY ME!? leelee7112000 (9:24:59 PM): disturbedhominid (9:25:13 PM): K! leelee7112000 (9:25:26 PM): k? leelee7112000 (9:25:54 PM): U POSED TO SAY....YES!I WILL MARRY U LEAH! AND WE WILL HAVE 20 MILLION BABIES RUNNIN AROUND THE HOUSE disturbedhominid (9:26:28 PM): Oh! *eh-hem* Yes! I will marry u Leah! And we will have 20 million babies runnin around the house leelee7112000 (9:26:58 PM): lol leelee7112000 (9:26:59 PM): ok leelee7112000 (9:27:01 PM): great leelee7112000 (9:27:04 PM): lets get workin! leelee7112000 (9:27:07 PM): woo hoo! leelee7112000 (9:27:10 PM): get naked! leelee7112000 (9:27:23 PM): blow me~ leelee7112000 (9:27:25 PM): !* leelee7112000 (9:27:31 PM): ok..... leelee7112000 (9:27:32 PM): see leelee7112000 (9:27:36 PM): im tryin to talk here leelee7112000 (9:27:37 PM): but leelee7112000 (9:27:43 PM): its not workin...im talkin to myself disturbedhominid (9:28:08 PM): I was watching you. leelee7112000 (9:28:16 PM): o leelee7112000 (9:28:20 PM): so ur a stalker now disturbedhominid (9:28:31 PM): SSSSSSH!!!!! Don't tell Leah!

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